“Human, if I wanted to be in the picture, I would tell you so. You see this face? Am I satisfied with it? No. And what do you think about my today’s lunch?! You call that a meal? Oh, come on!”.
The Princess is an unsatisfied cat. Always.
As I was preparing the lunch for us, humans, she was just lying in the middle of the living room, without intention to move.
She was still disappointed.
Her lunch, as she considered, was disastrous.
“What can I do?”, I thought in despair.
The Princess has to be happy. She is the Princess, after all!
My chicken soup on the stow was almost finished.
But the Princess was lying there for an hour as an act of rebellion. That meant she was extremely mad at me.
I was planning to go to the pool today, but how, oh how, could I leave my Princess in such state?!
I started to pet her. She was not purring. Or moving.
“Oh, what the heck. Cats will be cats…I’m going to the pool!”.
My beach towel was somewhere in the closet.
As I was trying to find it, I completely messed up everything inside.
I just couldn’t find it anywhere. “Damn!”.
Princess came, walking her lazy walk, entered the closet, although she knows how I hate it and how I forbid her to do it.
With a blink of an eye, she nested herself on the pile of the wardrobe, ready to fall to sleep.
“Princess, come on, get out! No sleeping in the closet!”.
Trying to pull her out was comparable as trying to make her eat broccoli.
No way in the World I could do it.
“And what about my towel?!”, I thought.
Then, I heard something strange noise in the kitchen.
“Oh, the hell, my soup!”. I removed it quickly from the stove.
As I was bothering about the Princess, the towel and the closet, the soup has turned into something unrecognizable.
I have never ever messed up any meal!
I am a pretty good cook, and now, I’ve accomplished to ruin the soup?!
This day was turning into a complete chaos.
And then, slowly, Princess walked out from the bedroom, dragging the beach towel with her.
“There you go human. I see how incapable you are. So, where is my proper lunch?!”, asked my pretty Princess with a look worth of the Queen Of The House.